Te Puke Pukekos 2025 Season Review


Analysis by Adam

At a glance

Top 5 Scorers

PlayerGamesAverageRank
Tim English23110.85
Lachie Ash23100.125
Isaac Heeney2396.933
Lloyd Meek2293.345
John Noble2390.955

Season Summary

After 3 frankly dire seasons, that were preceded by a further 3 “eh” seasons, Te Puke Pukekos finally came to life in 2025.

Suddenly, this club seems primed for success. Their best players – English, Heeney, Ash, Meek, and Pickett, are in their primes. They are flush with young talent – Bpwey, Rivers, Reid, Ashcroft, Sanders, Curtin, Thilthorpe, Weddle, Phillipou, Humphrey.

Just imagine if Parish and Will Day were able to acquire body transplants.

So why aren’t they playing finals? A rough fixture to end the season proved the main barrier. But one does wonder how they missed when a team like the Vipers did.

The off-season hasn’t been kind on the injury front, and they aren’t the only improving team. But after the green shoots of 2025, Pukekos should be disappointed if they find themselves on the outside looking in once again come July.

Season Grade: B


All-Australians

3: Lachie Ash, Kysaiah Pickett, Tim English

DangerGawn Votes

RankPlayerVotes
4Tim English16
24Lachie Ash9
26Lloyd Meek8
34Isaac Heeney6
49John Noble4
54Ryley Sanders4
66Will Day3
85Tom Powell2
97Riley Thilthorpe2
99Harley Reid2
105Jake Bowey1
120Dan Curtin1

Pre-Season Draft

RoundPickPlayerGPAVG
11Levi Ashcroft2073.4
211Kane McAuliffe478.75
321Tom Brown755.86
431Bailey Humphrey1969
541Reef McInnes00
651Will Phillips271
761Ryan Byrnes1767.06
871Cam Zurhaar957.78
981James Leake114
1091Riley Garcia355
11101Jake Bowey2086.05
12111Caiden Cleary753.14
13121James Jordon1655.06
14131Alex Davies267.5
15141Campbell Chesser00
16151Mitch McGovern974.56
17161Brady Hough1164.55
18171Tyler Sonsie661.67
19181Jaxon Binns354.67
20191Koltyn Tholstrup147

Most Inspired Selection

Pick 101 – Jake Bowey

This is how you kick-off the back half of the draft folks. Someone who averaged over 85, and a long-term keeper? That’s value.

The other nominee to my mind was Bailey Humphrey. What’s that, they’re both former Roughnecks? Oh I didn’t realise that. Definitely haven’t been stewing on it. I am very chill.

I think this is a rock-solid draft. McAuliffe and Brown probably didn’t pay off the way you’d be hoping with those premium selections. But if you get something as good as Bowey later on, it takes the sting out of it.

It’s hard not to read this result as an endorsement for having a draft day plan and sticking to it. Nelson’s plan was obviously to grab as many youthful lottery tickets as possible. Three of them – Ashcroft, Humphrey and Bowey, undoubtedly paid off. When you’re building, getting 3 long term keepers out of a single draft is good going.


Trades

Nil.


List at end of 2025 season

PlayerAgeGPAVGRank
Tim English2823110.85
Lachie Ash2423100.125
Isaac Heeney292396.933
Lloyd Meek272293.345
John Noble282390.955
Kysaiah Pickett242087.370
Tom Powell232386.973
Will Day24686.874
Jake Bowey232386.478
Darcy Parish28385.383
Riley Thilthorpe232382.997
Trent Rivers242382.3101
Sam Draper26582105
Justin McInerney251778.6124
Levi Ashcroft182374.4152
Kane McAuliffe20573.6160
Marc Pittonet29770.3180
Josh Weddle211569.7184
Bailey Humphrey212168.3192
Ryan Byrnes241767.1202
Harley Reid201966.7208
Ryley Sanders202166.1215
Daniel Curtin202365.2224
Brady Hough222264.1233
Mitch McGovern301762.6252
Jaxon Binns20561.8268
Jack Henry271860.2285
Will Phillips23759.1297
Cameron Zurhaar272257.6322
Tyler Sonsie221657.6323
Xavier O’Halloran252257.5325
Tom Brown222357.1329
James Jordon242356.9333
Jade Gresham281953.6383
Riley Garcia24853.5386
Jackson Mead232051.3414
Caiden Cleary201247.2461
Mattaes Phillipou20735.9569
James Leake19331.7599
Jake Rogers20927.3625

Player to watch in 2026

Ryley Sanders

Te Puke Pukekos boast one of the more enviable collections of young keepers. Though perhaps you might remark they oughta given how long they’ve been out of finals.

There are probably a dozen players I could’ve picked here. I seriously considered Weddle (is he a fantasy player?), but I’ve opted for Sanders. A prized selection for this club who has endured a stop-start career to date. It’s clear he’s a fantasy player. Can he get a conducive role at the Dogs? And even if he doesn’t, does coach Nelson simply hold and hope he becomes midfielder #1 in a future Tasmanian Devils squad?