MaherShalalHashBaz 2025 Season Review


Analysis by Alex

At a glance

Top 5 Scorers

PlayerGamesAverageRank
Max Gawn23113.32
Josh Dunkley23107.59
Zach Merrett22102.816
Dayne Zorko23101.520
Jack Sinclair23100.824

Season Summary

To quote Jordan:

“The least dominant, most dominant season we’ve had.”

Only 2 losses for the year ties the Defenestrators (2017), the Chiefs (2019), and the Soldiers (22 & 23) for the least in a season. While that looks like complete domination of the league, this was the first time of the 5 that this has happened, but the team didn’t score the most points for the season. With the Roughnecks scoring 147 more points across the H&A season, the luck was on Jordan’s side for getting the right match ups on the right weeks. 

Luck is only part of it however. Having the list is one thing, but making it come together through the draft, trades and waivers is the only way to win it all, and Jordan took full advantage of every part of it to create this team. Make no mistake, they are here for a good time, not a long time with the ages on this list, but he is going to enter 2026 again as a favourite to win it all.

Season Grade: A+


All-Australians

3: Josh Dunkley, Zac Merrett, Sam Darcy

DangerGawn Votes

RankPlayerVotes
13Dayne Zorko11
16Zach Merrett10
22Josh Dunkley9
50Toby Nankervis4
57Josh Daicos4
58Tom Green4
60Sam Darcy4
70Steele Sidebottom3
80Reilly O’Brien3
83Jeremy Cameron3
91Chad Warner2
93Brad Hill2
101Caleb Daniel2
113Callum Mills1
114Mitch Georgiades1

Pre-Season Draft

RoundPickPlayerGPAVG
217Jack Crisp1884.06
322Jack Graham1583.27
327Reilly O’Brien1594.07
330Brad Hill1076.9
437Elliot Yeo00
542Mitch Georgiades975
546Nick Haynes1579.4
547Mark Blicavs665.67
764Ryan Maric1475.29
877Steele Sidebottom1591.4
987Jake Stringer243
1097Steven May766.14
11102Judd McVee350.33
11107Callan Ward188
12112Travis Boak574.8
12117Blake Hardwick361.67
13122Riley Bice670.33
13127Lachie Schultz376
14137Max Hall2064.1
15147Will Hayward665
16157Liam Reidy00
18177Darcy Tucker150

Most Inspired Selection

Pick 77 – Steele Sidebottom

A shout out to the first 4 picks made by MSHB – a clear plan of getting the best available players, done just right. Had the opportunity to take a highly rated rookie at pick 17, but stuck true to his guns and went for as many points as possible to try and bring home his second premiership. While these picks were all solid, the greatest pick is the old timer in Sidebottom. Every year there is an old guy that teams all avoid as surely the cliff is coming, but just like how Max Kellerman was wrong about Brady’s cliff in 2016 (those who know, know) we all seem to make this collective assumption about an older player being past it before someone takes the risk and benefits greatly. Sidebottom was once again a force to be reckoned with. An average of 91 makes him a walk up start for any team, and so to achieve this in the 8th round when most people are just trying to find depth cover is a terrific result.


Trades

29 July 2025MSHBMax Gawn

Jack Sinclair

Defenestrators Round 10 pick
DefenestratorsTom Green

MaherShalalHashBaz Round 5 pick

27 July 2025MSHBChristian Petracca
MidnightReilly O’Brien

Daniel Rioli

Lachie Cowan

27 July 2025SoldiersChad Warner

MSHB Round 3 pick
MSHBLachie Neale

Ben Keays

Soldiers Round 10 pick

3 July 2025MSHBScott Pendlebury
DevilsDarcy Wilson

2 February 2025SoldiersMSHB 2016 Round 1 pick
MSHBCaleb Daniel

Love Sparkles Round 3 pick (pick 30)

22 January 2025SoldiersElijah Hewett

MSHB Round 17 pick (pick 167)
MSHBMSHB Round 5 pick (pick 47)

Soldiers Round 13 pick (pick 122)

12 January 2025SoldiersJake Soligo
MSHBSolomon’s Soldiers Round 3 pick (pick 22)

Roughnecks Round 5 pick (pick 46)

The Cambridge dictionary definition of the phrase all-in is “showing a lot of determination and a willingness to take a big risk in order to achieve something.” This definition has recently had an addendum added which reads “See also: Mahershalalhashbaz 2025 Dangergawn season”.

This is the only fair way to consider the season of trades that was this season, and considering only a solitary handball separated the joy of victory from the anguish of defeat (to a family member no less), the gamble to go all in at the trade deadline gave a glorious result for the one who was determined to make it happen.

Preseason was all about condensing a good list into 20 keepers, and trading out some that were borderline in that group in order to get assets to take to the draft. Soligo and Hewett to the Soldiers for a round 3 and 2x round 5 picks gave some extra stock in the draft to Jordan, and then effectively getting Daniel from a pre-draft deal as a 21st keeper meant this team was loading up right from the start.

A quiet April to June, and then bringing in the veteran Pendlebury for the youngster Wilson showed his hand. This was the year to win it all. Bring on the trade deadline.

And what a trade deadline it was. Out go Chad Warner, Tom Green, Lachie Cowan, and some decent picks, in come many senior players to lead a premiership push. Gawn returned, Petracca and Neale each came into their 4th Dangergawn club, while Sinclair and Keays gave some needed points in different positions. All this came together to create the winning Grand Final score, so even with the youth and picks all traded out, this trade run as a whole was a win to coach Burgess jr.

List at end of 2025 season

PlayerAgeGPAVGRank
Max Gawn3323113.32
Josh Dunkley2823107.59
Zach Merrett2922102.816
Dayne Zorko3623101.520
Jack Sinclair3023100.824
Finn Callaghan22209929
Lachie Neale322094.641
Josh Daicos262394.242
Toby Nankervis312291.152
Christian Petracca292390.358
Callum Mills28129060
Scott Pendlebury372086.676
Steele Sidebottom34218679
Caleb Daniel29238584
Jack Crisp312384.290
Jeremy Cameron322383.792
Jack Graham271882.799
Sam Darcy221782.2103
Darcy Wilmot212379.6114
Ben Keays282379.3116
Lachie Schultz271476.6137
Nick Haynes332375.7141
Travis Boak371675.6142
Ryan Maric212275.2146
Andrew McGrath272374.9149
Brad Hill322274.5151
Peter Wright291973.9157
Steven May331672.1166
Mark Blicavs342270.9173
Massimo D’Ambrosio222370.4177
Mitch Georgiades232369.3186
Dan Houston281966.8206
Charlie Curnow281865.8217
Riley Bice241656.7336
Luke Cleary231651.8409
Caleb Mitchell21151418
Conor Stone23750.9419
Logan Evans191049.4438
Rory Atkins31343513
Luke Beecken24110667

Player to watch in 2026

Christian Petracca

There are many players on this list that I will be keen to see how their 2026 looks, however in narrowing it down, Petracca comes out on top. A new club, with a new midfield dynamic to adjust how he plays/scores within that Gold Coast system. Jordan will be hoping beyond hope that Petracca can spend enough time forward to gain that elusive DPP status, as that would go a long way to giving him the best chance at going back to back. Have we seen the best of Petracca, or is that best yet to come? Only time will tell.

Honourable mention to Charlie Curnow, also at a new club. I know if I was a key forward having Gulden, Warner, Mills and Heeney delivering the ball to me would get me a little bit excited, so we’ll see if this converts into a big fantasy ceiling as well. HM also to Callaghan, Wilmot and S Darcy, as how they all continue to develop could be fun to see.